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Rudy Giuliani should …
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  1. vow to avoid all mention of 9/11 between now and November '08 — 2 people
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  2. park his car in an air tight garage and take a nap with the engine running — 2 people
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  3. dress in drag again — 2 people
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  4. explain how he learned of WTC 1 & 2's imminent collapse on September 11th, 2001 — 1 person
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  5. go fuck himself — 1 person
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  6. stop thinking he's worth something — 1 person
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  7. stop being a hypocrite — 1 person
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